The season is now complete. Most of the finals were pretty lacklustre and low-scoring, except for Best of the Best where both teams put up over 255, and Laker won it with over 290. There were some familiar faces taking titles, but we do have 2 managers joining the fraternity of champions and earning an invitation to the Champions League. It was not a good weekend to be the #1 seed, as all 3 remaining fell in their respective finals.
Current Champions League Order
Greg Campbell (Manchester City) **Mark Bryce (Real Madrid) **- Jamie Thompson (Pork) (Chelsea) **
Sean Laycock (RB Leipzig) **Rick Scott (Manchester United) **Nick Caric (Bayern Munich)Shaun Tran (Tottenham)Kyle Reinders (Paris Saint Germain)Rick Gorton (Liverpool) **Ryan Smith (Barcelona)Scott McKay (Juventus)Mike Bryce (Basel)
** – these teams are in the Champions League playoffs and vying for next season’s top spot.
Pork is our 2024 Champion’s League winner, with his Chelsea squad holding off Manchester City to take the title. With the win, he prevented Greg from going back to back.
Congrats to Rob Conrod (EBFL) and Cole Davidson (REEL) for earning invitations to the Champion’s League for 2024. It sounds like both managers will be accepting their invitations, which will bump 2 managers that haven’t won since Obama was still in office. We will set up a dispersal draft for them to select the assets of the 2 franchises, and get them to select their clubs. Rob will get first choice of club, due to EBFL’s ‘seniority’ and we will random who gets first selection of assets in a snake draft.
Eskimo Bros Football League
Cole Beasley is an Idiot (Jon Tang)- Knuckle Ballers (Rob Coonrad)
Deadly Nagintas (Rick Scott) *Tom Selleck’s Moustache (Ryan Smith) *Long Snappers (Mark Bryce) *Endzone Dancers (Scott McKay) *
Smitty barely put up a fight, dropping his worst outing of the season, and easily handing Rob his first title after several playoff choke jobs. Congrats Rob on finally getting the monkey off your back.
REEL Football League
West Canaan High (Jamie Thompson) *Blue Mountain State (Kyle Reinders) *Polk High Panthers (Steve Leacock)- Mean Machine (Cole Davidson)
Eastern State University (Rick Scott) *East Dillon High (Sean Laycock) *
Mean Machine pulls off another upset and is a champion, only a couple years after taking over a squad. Congrats Cole on earning your spot in the Champions League.
Best of the Best
Three Penis Winos (Rick Scott) *Bryce Is Right (Mark Bryce) *Devil’s Rejects (Shaun Tran) *- Chalupa Batman (Sean Laycock) *
Tyrodosaurus Rex (Greg Campbell) *The Cocks (Mark Fitzgerald)
Laker goes back to back in BoB with a monster score to ruin the Winos perfect season. Screw you Laker, but also, good job on the repeat. I think it’s only the 3rd time someone has gone back to back in any of the leagues.
Small School Glory
Northwestern State (Kyle Reinders) *Towson (Greg Campbell) *- UC Davis (Jamie Thompson) *
Richmond (Rick Gorton) *Delaware (Corey Carley)South Dakota State (Rick Scott) *
Kyle’s juggernaut ran aground this weekend, with Pork getting his 2nd title of the season. I have a feeling everyone in SSG will feel the wrath next season as a result.
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