We’re through 15 weeks now, and only 2 squads are left standing. The class of the Senor Crabs division are squaring off for the 5th time in 2 seasons, this time with the Igloo Bowl championship on the line. Will the Chalupas continue their dominance of their main rival, or will their injuries be too much to overcome? Bobber has absolutely nailed his predictions over the first 2 rounds of the playoffs, going a perfect 4 for 4 including calling a couple upsets.
On the consolation side, WDJFS and the Bananas are set to battle it out for the 2.13 in the 2016 EBFL Rookie Draft, in a re-match from the 2014 playoffs, where WDJFS were victorious. Over in the Frittata Bowl, the Stache had an absolutely awful week and now are almost assured of the #1 pick, and the license plates. At least he’ll have Jay Ajayi to comfort him.
Igloo Bowl Bracket
#5 Deadly Nagintas (233.18) def #1 Greg Schiano is an Idiot (223.63)
An incredible run has come to an end as the Idiots fall in their first EBFL playoff match, and are now relegated to the sidelines, in what has to be an epic disappointment after one of the most dominant regular seasons we at the Commishes Office has ever witnessed. The Nagintas came to play from the get go on Thursday night, keeping things within reach for the 3 players going Monday night, and are headed to their 2nd straight Igloo Bowl. With the win, the Nagintas become the first wild-card team to make the final.
Game MVP: Danny Woodhead – The Idiots had begun pulling away, but Woodhead kept the Nagintas in it with his 4 TD performance Sunday afternoon.
Goat: JJ Watt. No one had a terrible day for the Idiots, but Watt wasn’t the difference maker the Idiots brought him in to be, when it mattered the most.
#2 Chalupa Batman (208.23) def #3 Knuckle Ballers (175.69)
It’s somewhat amusing that last year, the Chalupas faced Aaron Rodgers in a down game in the semis, and this year he had a down game for them. Fortunately for Laker, Antonio Brown continues to dominate, and put the team on his back to take out the over-matched Ballers. It was a great run for a rebuilding Ballers team, but again their lack of defence let them down, and is probably the sole reason they aren’t still competing for the trophy.
Game MVP: Antonio Brown – I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the first unanimous award winner in EBFL history.
Goat: Ballers D – An absolutely abysmal performance by the defence ruined a terrific day where the offence only had one player stay in single digits.
Extra Pick Bracket
#6 What Does John Fox Say (180.71) def #2 Endzone Dancers (162.85)
WDJFS pulled off the upset, and the Dancers miss out on the consolation final for the 2nd straight season. The Dancers live and die with their small WR, and it cost them this week, with them barely going over 100 yards combined, and only 1 TD. WDJFS heads off to try and earn an extra pick, thanks to several players that no one expected to be in starting line ups this season. Things get a little tougher in Week 16, when they face the Bananas.
Game MVP: Jordan Reed – The oft-injured TE had a big game against the Bills, leading WDJFS in scoring.
Goat: Eddy Lacy – Fat Eddy is the goat again this week, in what has been a very up and down (mostly down) season.
#1 San Juan Bananas (195.71) def #5 Tom Selleck’s Moustache (136.00)
There’s not much of a surprise here, as the Bananas cruised to an easy win, on their way to the consolation final. They didn’t get much out of the RB position, but they didn’t need it, as the Stache were doomed as soon as Mariota went down against the Patriots. It looks like it’s the Bananas bracket to win, with the last-place WDJFS being the only thing left in his way.
Game MVP: Demarcus Lawrence – Lawrence was in the backfield all night against the Jets, putting up stellar numbers for a DL.
Goat: LeSean McCoy – He’s making Chip look like a genius for getting rid of his pouty ass. Unfortunately Smitty didn’t cut bait when his Eagles did.
Frittata Bowl Standings
- Tom Selleck’s Moustache (382.84) – 231.51/151.33
- What Does John Fox Say (431.83) – 209.69/222.14
- Fear Boners (440.05) – 220.30/219.75
- Rex in the City (448.58) – 215.54/233.04
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